Are there words? Are there really words to describe to describe my reaction upon being introduced to Alpha Jay and Beta Jay? I don’t think there are, really, but on the plus side, I may have discovered EXACTLY which Ken doll Mr. Jay looked like (was he alpha or beta? I can't remember). Some of you fellow children of the eighties might remember Barbie and the Rockers. I know I do. And apparently, so does the tMIT:
Just imagine that with silver hair, as I'm sure you already have.
I would just like to point out that this marks the second time an episode of Top Model features laser technology, lest we forget this awesomeness:
Clark and Hannah Not-From-Montana-But-Close-Enough
They grew up in towns where getting shot because you're different is....not wrong, just more "traditional"?? What??
Perhaps Clark's town also held the more "traditional" view that the definition of bureaucracy shouldn't be taught in schools, and instead, children should be taught differently. Perhaps that on the eighth day God created red tape, cubicles, and meaningless managerial positions.
Regardless, this blog shall henceforth feature a little segment I like to call the "What's a Bureaucracy?" Award for Dumbest Shit Ever. I decree it.
Today's "What's a Bureaucracy?" Award for Dumbest Shit Ever
Clark: "What's a Bureaucracy?"